Why women live longer than men
(A photo contest)
The following photos show conclusively why it is that women tend to live longer than men.
(What makes this really awful is that I've done stuff as stupid as this myself!)
Scroll down to see all the entries.
(No ramp to get up to the rail car? No problem!)
("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")
(Necessity is the mother of invention...
but sometimes Necessity should use birth control!)
("And to think... those
wimps at the power company
use straps and cleats to get up this high!")
(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)
("Gee, guys... that seems
like an awful lot of protective gear
for such a small chlorine gas leak...")
(Step 1: Remove shoes.
Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.)
the winner is...
(How drunk do you
have to be before
this starts looking like a good idea?)